I am grateful life...

"I am grateful life beat me into submission, because that’s how I learned to fight with compassion instead of fury. I’m not broken, I’m bendable, and I can survive anything. Damaged goods are the best kind there are." -Liz Roberts; Dear Sugar

Alright, I've been thinking...

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Portal 2

'Hello,' his voice was sharp...

" 'Hello,' his voice was sharp, pissed. 'It's me,' I said. 'It's two-thirty in the fucking morning,' he said. 'Who died?' 'I did.' " -Alex Witchel; Me Times Three