Invisible Pink Unicorns....

"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can’t see them." -Steve Eley

I'm being immature, rude...

"I'm being immature, rude, and horribly outspoken. I'm a child, an idiot, and I suck. I know. I'm not cute, or funny. I'm not trying to be smart, or brilliant, or witty. Disappointing, huh?" -Black Beyond; Cheap Dirt

The most exciting phrase...

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!', but 'That's funny...' " -Isaac Asimov

I think that if advanced beings...

"I think that if advanced beings were visiting Earth, we'd know it by their laughter." -Bill Amend; Fox Trot